The Bright Father

A Father is very proud for his son being the valedictorian in the primary level. After the speech of his son, the father volunteered to do the same.

The father went to the stage and uttered:

Father: "Gud ibning leydis end gentolmen. Tuday is the graduation of my son."
Listeners: Applauded the Fathers greetings.

Father: " I invite you to eat my house."
ListenersL Amazed...

Father: "I will kill 2 chicken, a boy and a girl, for today, my son is graduation."

The guest Governor can't resist anymore and stood up but before he walked away..the father uttered:

Father: "Sit down, government!"